i went to dennys

and put salt and pepper in my water

it wasn’t that bad

as bad as that sounds

i was going to drink a concoction of water/salt/pepper/jelly and ketchup

fuck that


Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU BESTFRIEND

let me guess, KALI?


SAY IT TO MY FACE

i never realized how many people love to talk shit about me behind my back, bitch niggas.


Anonymous asked: Fuck me?

oh yeah, you’re hot as fuck


i forgot tumblr existed, i don’t see what’s so great about it. you guys are addicts.




funniest thing i’ve seen since global warming
this guy can take a dick haha

i don’t see whats so good about tumblr, you guys are weird.




i’d hit it

heart-over-everything asked: Did You Know Kalli Is Gay? :]

did you know me and your mom had sexual relations? ;)


tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

a microphone


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